So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
Mischief in class. Eheheheh.
perfect
I’m dying
i thought he was doing a handstand onhis cat
^ me too lol xD
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Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are?
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a good way to see if someone is interested in u is to touch their butt and see if they file sexual harassment charges
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one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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OMG IM CRYING my 11 year old brother was getting in trouble and I heard my dad say “you know what it is” and my brother said “black and yellow’ I’m laughing so hard
